At the stockyards, just three miles out of town,

Where the pig eyes and pig ears and the

Tough old Texas steers

Sell for sirloin steak at

Eighteen cents a pound.

CHORUS:

Oh, she’s my honey, my baby,

She’s maul-eyed, she’s crazy,

She’s knock-kneed, she’s pigeon-toed, she’s lame.

Although her lower teeth are phoney