I think the woods would be divine.
* * *
“No one seems to kick about the high cost of hooch these days.”
“Of course not; the kick is in the drink.”
* * *
They were married and lived happily ever after—next day.
* * *
I asked our stenog. why firemen wear red suspenders. She said, “Those I know don’t.”
* * *
I know a man without a sin—he is dead.