Every time I go out walking,

Some fair dame is bound to fall,

Nothing in the world can stop them—

I’m a Ladies’ Man—That’s all.

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My friend Wheeler says that many a man who is a good shot in this world hopes he’ll miss-fire in the next.

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Some women allow their husbands to kiss them for sake of contrast.

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Some evening gowns allow a woman to put up a very bold front.