Gertie—“Why don’t you get a husband?”

Sophie—“Not for me, Gert, I’ve a friend who has one.”

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Timidity

A timid girl is Bessie Bates,

She doesn’t kiss, she osculates.

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“Do you really love me?” she wrote.

“Referring to my last letter,” he promptly replied, “you’ll find that I love you devotedly on page one, madly on page two, and passionately on pages three, four and five.”

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