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The Romance
| A girl | A bride |
| A man | A groom |
| A perfect moon | A scrap or two |
| A bench | Old stuff |
| A sigh | You say |
| A perfect spoon | Alas! Too true. |
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Hard to Explain!
A bit in doubt as to whether her husband had gone to their mountain cabin with male escorts, friend wife decided to call up and find out. The following conversation took place:
Husband—Hello! Hello!
Wife—Hello, dear, what are you doing?
Husband—Why, I was just washing out my X, Y, Z’s.