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Dear Cap—I have often wondered where all the jokes came from.—Al Fresco.
I don’t know, where were you born?
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Dear Bill—My feet are always cold. Do you know anything I could do for them?—Jean Ology.
Did you ever try shining your shoes with stove polish?
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Dear Captain—I found a pair of ice tongs in my parlor. What shall I do?—Art I. Choke.
Demand a reduction in your ice bill.