Without even turning a hair.

But the thing that’ll double bar my soul,

When it flaps at heaven’s doors,

Was peddling booze to the Santa Cruz

And Winchester forty-fours.

Made unafraid by my hellish aid,

The drink crazed brutes came down

And left a blazing, quivering mass

Of a flourishing border town.

I then took charge of a smuggler’s barge,