In the race “Back to Nature,” the Bathing Suit is a close second. The Evening Gown leading by a fraction of an inch.
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If a body find a bottle comin’ thru the rye,
Don’t it make a body sore to find the bottle dry?
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Flattery is like cologne; to be smelled but not swallowed.
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When you’re down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
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It’s the little things that worry us. We can dodge an elephant, but not a flea.