Tell me of some of the things you done.

I hope you kept off the cards and vice?”

“Certainly, father; I only played dice.”

“And you didn’t go to the races each day?”

“We bet right in school. They were so far away.”

“You don’t smoke cigarettes? I said it’s not right.”

“No. What I smoke, dad, are cigars and a pipe.”

“You didn’t go round with boys who were tough?”

“I went with the girls. But I never was rough.”

“You didn’t sneak out and do drinking by stealth?”