In the dance-hall she looks very pretty.
But the next day at ten,
If you saw her then—
Oh, my gawd! What a pity!
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Their Specialty
Written by a dealer in electric washing machines:
“Don’t kill your wife. Get one of our machines to do the dirty work.”
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Friend tells us that the way Clinton’s in New Haven advertises the record is: “Come Where My Love Lies Dreaming with Male Chorus, $1.25.” This ad was evidently written by the gent who said: “I stand back of every bed I sell.”