A New Brunswick priest covered his eyes in shame as some girls passed him at a bathing beach.
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We Dodged Two Yesterday
The starving pole cat leaned against the post without a cent.
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“I’ll stick to you whate’er betide,
Though all the world may scoff.”
Thus spoke the heavy flannel shirt,
But the man said, “Aw, come off!”
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