A world war veteran hobbled into the hardware store the other day and ordered some “tacks.”
“What kind?” asked the clerk.
“I want to use them for garters,” said the lame Vet.
* * *
A New Fad
(A street sign in St. Paul)
“GET YOUR SHOES SHINED INSIDE.”
* * *
X-Y-Z Tragedy
“Combination shot,” murmured the pool shark, as he leaned too far over the billiard table.