After: “Visit foreign lands and see your own country’s thirst.”
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Customer—“Bring me a Typographical Error.”
Waiter (returning from kitchen)—“Sorry, we have none.”
Customer—“Well, here it is on the menu.”
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A Sad Story
Ikey and Pat were wounded in an engagement in the Argonne. A priest making the rounds found them. After giving the Irishman the last rites he then went over to Ikey and asked, “Do you believe in the Father, Son and Holy Ghost?”
Ikey groaned and rolled over.
“Oi, Oi! Here I am dying and you ask me riddles.”