On the Rocks
Lament of the Gold Striper
“God bless you, dearie, I’ll always be waiting,”
Before I got back she’d done other mating.
With a goop that stayed home without any rating,
’Twas while I was gone that he did all his bating.
Sad Refrain:
Nothing to think about, nothing to do,
Nothing to talk about, none to talk to,
Nothing to look at, nothing is new,