A jitney car operated by a woman between Chico and Paradise, California, broke down the other day. She halted a passing roadster and of the driver inquired:

“Do you know anything about this car?”

“Only a lot of bum jokes,” he replied, and drove on.

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The Game

Joyride and the girls ride with you;

Stroll, and you stroll alone,

For this is the day of the damsels gay,

Who consider the stroller a drone.

Feast, and the girls feast with you;