And the ministers would change all this. They call it “vicious.”

Now what do you think of that?

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A certain young lady named Funk,

Was tricked into buying a skunk,

She tho’t ’twas a cat, till it got on her lap,

But now she burns Japanese punk.

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Crookedness never pays in the long run—Look at the corkscrew—out of a job.