Height of Speed
Our idea of a fast guy is one who can turn out the light and get in bed before the room gets dark.
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Why don’t girls figure that it costs money to press trousers?
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Our Book Review
When a girl reading a novel begins to wet her lips, the hero and heroine are about to meet.
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Girls will play fast and loose with men,
We know; so what’s the use?