Height of Laziness
A fellow who gets up at five o’clock in the morning so that he’ll have more time to loaf.
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Har, Har, Ha!
Heard a good joke this morning.
Is it really a good one?
Must be. My stenographer laughed until she almost fell off my lap when I told it to her.
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A fast night makes a slow day. How well do I know it this morning.