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We wonder where the pictures that used to hang in the bar rooms are now?

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Here It Is Again

Don’t bother bringing in the firewood, Mother. Father will be home with a load.

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Me friend Mulligan says wan time whin two heads are not better than wan is whin you wake up the morning after the night before.

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Said our pet pole cat to his pretty pal: “Now, dearie, do not be so high toned that you can’t use common sense.”