Then I gave her fifty cents
And kissed her on the stairs.
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What we would like to know is what part of a woman’s anatomy are the stairs. The author evidently received his training from the late Quenton, who reported that a South St. Paul woman was shot in the boiler room. Well, well, I must pull another cork now. Reminds me of the time I was half shot in the Islands.
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Her’s
Bachelor—“Do you suffer from cold feet?”
Newlywed—“Yes, but they aren’t mine.”