But I’m on my last lap now.”

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One reason there is so much sadness in the world is that somewhere it is always time to get up in the morning.

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What is a monologue?

A conversation between husband and wife.

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The Most Regular Letter

The most popular letter is the letter “E” for it was the beginning and last of Eve, the beginning of Eternity, the end of Time and Space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every Race, and will always stick to Loraine, Marie and Florence to a finish.

It is also the most unpopular letter for it is never in Cash, always in Debt, everlastingly in Misery, never out of Danger, and always in RENT, HELL, and NEAR-BEER!