Smokehouse Poetry
The December Smokehouse Poetry section of the Whiz Bang will feature “Ten Years On the Islands” by an anonymous writer, and the old masterpiece “The Spirit of Mortal,” and don’t forget, folk, that the Winter Annual of Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, which is now on sale, contains the greatest collection of lively poetry ever published in a single book.
Down In the Lehigh Valley
Let me sit down a minute stranger,
I ain’t done a thing to you
You needn’t start your cussing,
A stone got in my shoe.
Yes, I’m a tramp, what of it?