Then give us the dances of days long gone by,

With plenty of clothes and steps not so high.

Take away turkey-trot, capers, and butter-milk glide

The hurdy-gurdy twist, and wiggle-tail slide.

Then let us feast our tired optics once more

On a genuine woman as sweet as of yore.

Yes time, please turn back and grant our request,

For God’s richest blessing, but not one undressed.

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What Every Girl Thinks