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We Printed This Before
I want a good girl and I want her bad.
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Cut ’er Out, Dang!!
The man in the restaurant next to me made so much noise drinking his coffee that a deaf man in the front of the restaurant shouted “Run for your lives, the dam has broken!”
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A dog can bury a bone and go to sleep knowing his “wife” won’t find it.
But a man can’t get away with it, with a wife who goes through his pockets.
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