“Heaven’s above!” she said.

Maybe you don’t think that this is the true version, but it is the only one we can think of at present.

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Yucan Haver—Your friend, when he said you had eyes like a certain star, probably referred to Ben Turpin’s.

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Al A. Baster—Yes, it is very embarrassing for the young man who tries to stop a lady’s nose-bleed by putting a bunch of cold keys down her back, especially if it is at a fancy dress ball.

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George—Good looks, money, a car, help along the male flirt—but the only indispensable requisite is a chilled steel nerve.

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