Jack Tar—Tell her that it was a balloon.

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Ima Frade—If you are gun-shy, go with a soldier, then you’ll soon get used to having arms around you.

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Fumey Gait—A bully game of cards would be Pedro.

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Gracie—The mere fact that the tears run down the back of a cross-eyed person does not indicate they have bacteria.

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Dora Knobs—A cigarette and a bottle of beer are sure to make a delightful breakfast for a lady of careless morals after a night of arduous cavorting.

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