Sportsman (to friend at track meet)—“So you like to watch the runners, old man?”

Sport—“Yes, I surely do. That plump girl over there has two in one stocking.”

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Stop That, Horace!

“What’s all that growling I hear?”

“Oh, that’s the ‘Hot Dog’ I just ate.”

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Courtroom Pot Pourri

They just caught Roy Gardner!

Where was he standing?