* * *

Dark—Going to the dance tonight, Sam?

Darker—Naw, I ain’t got any razor.

* * *

William Tell O’Toole

Clancy chuckled.

“What’s the joke?” asked Mooney.

“Sure,” replied Clancy, “Casey bet me ten dollars he could shoot a peanut off my head with a shot gun and oi took him up because oi knew he’d miss it.”

* * *

He wouldn’t supporter, so she stole his suspenders.