Kiss me, kiss me, Sweet Patootie,

Oh, for heaven’s sake!”

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Thousands of lonely women are staring at faded photographs when they might be kissing the faces of children.


Whiz Bang Editorials

The Bull is Mightier Than the Bullet.

Jazz life seems to agree with Americans. We not only live faster than our great- grandparents, but, on the average, we also live eight years longer. So says the Census Bureau.

Some day the centenarian will be the rule, not the exception. That will come as a result of health education, not from eating monkey glands.