An outcast he, from the comraderie

Of all but wild animals.

So he bought him the whole of Shark Tooth Shoal,

A reef in the Bering Sea,

And he lived by himself on a sea lion’s shelf

In lonely iniquity.

But, miles away, in Keokuk, Ia.,

Did a ruined maiden fight

To remove the smirch from the Baptist Church

By bringing the heathen Light.