Every right-minded woman is cheered by the thought of having pretty undies on—even if nobody sees them.
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In the battle-scarred words of the cave-man: “I want my wine weak and my women strong.”
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The Height of Economy
To eat your meals in front of a looking glass and think you are having twice as much.
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If a corset cover covers a corset, what does a corset cover?
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