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Perhaps Luther was right when he said that God is a piece of white paper upon which every man draws a picture of his own face.
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Atchew!
Lotta—“What gave George that awful cold?”
Bull—“I don’t know, but I saw him out on the lawn with a mighty thin girl last night.”
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If She Squeaks, Oil Her
(From Our Navy)
“The rifle is the marine’s best friend,” he said. “He must never neglect it. He must treat it as he treats his wife and wipe it over with an oily rag twice a day.”