Be slow to offend, and reluctant to blame;

Be quick to forgive; and treat all men the same—

You must hold a Straight Flush in life’s little game

To be worthy the name of a gringo.

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’Sa Nice Day, Haintit?

A stuttering man walked up to a boy who had a parrot in a cage and said, “Ca—ca—can tha—tha—that parrot talk?”

“Well,” replied the boy, “if he couldn’t talk better than you I’d kill him.”

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