“And when they asked her why the ’el she wore it,
Oh, she wore it for her lover who was far, far away.”
Now for the chorus:
“Far away, far away, oh, she wore it, etc.”
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Hot Stuff
They arrived home late from the party. Wife took off her hat and slammed it on the floor. Then she confronted her hubby.
“I’ll never take you to another party as long as I live!” she said.
“Why?” he calmly wanted to know.
“You asked Mrs. Jones how her husband has been standing the heat.”