That thou wast empty, little pint bottle.
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Knockem On the Kiss
He—Do you like indoor sports?
She—Yes, if they go home early.
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“Will you please insert this obituary notice?” asked an old gentleman of Pedigreed Bull Smith of the Minneapolis Journal. “I make bold to ask it because the deceased had a great many friends about here who’d be glad to hear of his death.”
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Irish Pot Pourri
As the old saying goes—you’ll find no Chinese laundries where the River Shannon flows.