“I hardly ever wear silk ones either.”
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Heard in a Beanery
Waiter—“One stew for a bum! He has his own bread!”
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Ashes to ashes, sand to sand; please show me a butcher that won’t weigh his hand.
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I know a man who refuses to shave until he gets a drink of good liquor. He is now tripping on his beard.