Olaf had a little dog,
’Twas free from fleas and sins;
One day it squeezed right through the fence,
And barked—its little shins.
—Shakespeare.
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Sweet Dada
My girl’s ears are so large that if you were to look at her from the back you would swear she was a loving cup.
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As thou hast made thy bed, why lie about it?