You Can’t Tamper
Heard about the classy new neckwear for trainmen? They say these railroad ties are quite the rage.
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“Is she a very modest girl?”
“Very—she won’t even look at the weather strip on the house!”
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Slobbering Blues
“Let me kiss those tears away!” he begged tenderly.
She fell in his arms, and he was busy for the next few moments. And yet the tears flowed on.