Lingo of the Limpid Lip

When a man says “Yes,” he means “Maybe”;

When he says “Maybe,” he means “No”;

When he says “No,” he’s no diplomat.

When a woman says “No,” she means “Maybe”;

When she says “Maybe,” she means “Yes”;

But if she says “Yes,” she’s no lady.

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A girl on either side of twenty is merely interesting; at twenty she is dangerous.