Following is a familiar conversation heard within a modern apartment building where so many home-made hooch parties are held:

Voice from without: “Cut out that noise or I’ll have you put out of this flat.”

Voice from within: “We should worry—we’ve been put out of better flats than this.”


Our Rural Mail Box

Dear Bill—You may be witty, but the guy who wrote “Snowbound” was Whittier.

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Marjie—You naughty girl!

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