He stood it as long as he could, and then said: “Please, God, excuse me while I knock the devil out of Nellie.”
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Objection Sustained
A young lady has written the Navy Department asking that the styles in sailors’ uniforms be changed so that the girls will not be embarrassed.
“Every time I dance with a sailor, his loose, flappy trousers tickle my ankles and make me think my petticoat has fallen,” she complains.
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There Are Others
Here’s to those who’d love us
If we only cared,
Here’s to those we’d love