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Dear Skipper Bill—How can I remove stains from linen so they will not return?—Aggie Vayting.

Use a pair of scissors.

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Dear Whiz Bang Bill—A friend of mine wants to know if you were a captain in the army or the navy, as he was a seaman in the navy. He is wondering what part of the ship you were captain of, if you were in the navy.—Navy Beehne.

I would probably have been captain of the head in the navy.

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Dear Captain Billy—I saw this in your Mail Bag section of the Whiz Bang: “Dot—A is right. Get out and walk.” Could you give me Dot’s address, Bill, so that through her I can get in touch with “B”?—Dolly Varden.

You will find Dot at the end of this sentence, old dear.