Pluck it and call it your own.

The rose will fade,

And so will the maid

If she’s left too long alone.

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Many requests from Whiz Bang readers for the publication of “Life’s a Funny Proposition After All,” the famous recitation by George M. Cohan, are answered herein. The Whiz Bang has obtained the original recitation and permission to publish it from the author.

“Life’s a Funny Proposition”

By GEORGE M. COHAN

Did you ever sit and ponder