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When Wifie’s Away
Of all the insidious temptations invidious
Contrived by the Devil to put a man down,
There is no more elusive, seductive, abusive,
Than the snare to the man when his wife’s out of town.
He feels such delightfulness,
Stay-out-all-nightfulness,
Be sure to get tightfulness,
’Tis one without pain.