The dance was “Woodland Birds in May.”
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Sweet Simplicity of Ye Olden Days
Miss “Pabst,” young and fair,
With a “Blue Ribbon” in her hair,
Sat under a “Busch” of “Anheuser,”
When a “Bohemian,” by plan,
Rushed some “Schlitz” in a can
And she went home “Extra Pale”
“Budweiser.”