Yes, ’twas a frightful night on the sea, and many are missing, I think,

But as near as I can remember, I never missed a drink.

The one in blue got my spark, waiter, her side pal got my clock.

Oh, I don’t want to know the time, waiter, just lead me down to the dock,

Yes, lead me down to the dock, waiter, for a watery grave I pine,

The place for a man that’s pickled is over his head in the brine.

Just tell them I am at the “Murray” cure, waiter, that I died as a hero should;

Up to my neck in the cold old suds, guaranteed drawn from the wood.

Say, after I’ve sank in the deep, waiter, you’ll do me one favor, I hope,

Tell ’em if I blow up bubbles that ’twasn’t from eating soap.