Did you ever catch your wife flirting?
Yes, that’s the way I caught her.
* * *
If you were with me in my new Cadillac
On a road with no trolley about it,
A long way from town, would you start to walk back?
Maybe you would—but I doubt it.
* * *
While we live, let’s live in clover,
For when we’re dead, we’re dead all over.