Here’s to the girl that’s strictly in it,
Who holds her head for every minute,
Plays well the game and knows her limit
And still gets all the fun there’s in it.
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Dode Leonard tells us that near beer is like looking through a keyhole with a glass eye.
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Missouri is noted for three things: Raising democrats, mules and hell.
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You say “Bye, bye,”