Joseph Highland and Miss Zelma Gourley left together, Monday, to get married. At time of going to press we have not heard any further particulars.
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Oh, Geraldine, are the seams of my stockings on straight?
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We will now sing: “He Asked For Bread,” and the curtain came down with a roll.
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Ah-h! How would ze mamma like to kees ze papa?
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Better to have loved and lost than to have been divorced and alimonied.
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