But fell upon the sanded floor,

And always on the buttered side.

The following is by Mr H. C. Pennel, author of Puck on Pegasus:

I never roved by Cynthia’s beam,

To gaze upon the starry sky,

But some old stiff-backed beetle came,

And charged into my pensive eye.

And oh! I never did the swell

In Regent Street among the beaus,

But smuts the most prodigious fell,